Parking on private land without permission
Retail parks, supermarket car parks, industrial estates, farmer’s land — if it’s private and you don’t have permission, it’s trespass.
Ignoring clear “No Overnight Parking” signs
If it’s signed, it’s enforceable.
Obstructing the highway
Blocking pavements, driveways, junctions, or emergency access will get attention fast.
Causing a nuisance
Noise, generators, revving engines, arguments, loud music — this is what escalates things.
Dumping waste
Fly-tipping includes:
• Rubbish
• Grey water
• Toilet waste
There is zero tolerance for this, and rightly so.
Driving illegally
No tax, MOT, or insurance means the van gets dealt with regardless of how tidy your setup is.